发布时间:2022-03-16 08:26:20来源：转载
关于笑话，历史早期，人们以口相传，后来有了文字，许多笑话便被记载下来，编书成册。随着近十年网络飞速发展，随之出现了网络笑话，网络流行语，给力大全，手机笑话，雷人语句等，促使笑话发展到一个新的阶段，今天要给大家分享的几则经典幽默的英文小笑话，希望可以给大家的生活增添不一样的色彩。
英文版本小笑话
1. Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画.
“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子.那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道：“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗.
2. A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy." The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。 酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"
男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。"
酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是这个月的较后一天。"
3. Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。
妻子:那现在呢?丈夫：现在我在想，要是没有娶你的话，我可以存多少钱。
4. Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊!
病人：但是，亲，你可知道，你踩到我脚了!!!
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